Walking down a hallway in highschool takes fucking forever! Stopping to give smooches to your friends or some other shit, save it for fucking later! It takes me a million tries to even get to one class! SLOW WALKERS SHOULD HAVE THEIR OWN AISLE. SERIOUSLY.
Our next top news story:
I was stalked or hit on or something by a hermaferdite, I don't even know how to spell it... But anyway, yes, I am officially declaring that I cannot walk alone to school because that thing person it might kidnap me and rape me on some street corner :O PLEASE! SAVE MEE!
Oh and,
Pulling out your belly-button is not a turn-on for me.
Ilyy Kendarr!!
Haha
Wednesday, October 1, 2008
Thursday, September 25, 2008
A Cucumber is SO NOT a vegetable.
I was at In-n-Out and some girls sitting in the booth next to me were talking. My little sister heard one of them say that. Fucking hilarious. But anyway;
Why are such idiotic girls let out of their homes? They can't really do much, so why even let them show off their $3045035702850 cars and phones and shit? Obviously no one cares too much about your new nose, I like mine cause it's mine, NOT some surgeon's pwaastic. And speaking of plastic surgery, why? I mean unless it's turely needed, then thats okay, but for a bigger ass or tits, if guys don't like it, too fucking bad. Your insides look as good as your outsides girls; So I suggest less silicon and more brain son.
WORD.
(And, I think that I should be president. Because everyone is stupid.)
Why are such idiotic girls let out of their homes? They can't really do much, so why even let them show off their $3045035702850 cars and phones and shit? Obviously no one cares too much about your new nose, I like mine cause it's mine, NOT some surgeon's pwaastic. And speaking of plastic surgery, why? I mean unless it's turely needed, then thats okay, but for a bigger ass or tits, if guys don't like it, too fucking bad. Your insides look as good as your outsides girls; So I suggest less silicon and more brain son.
WORD.
(And, I think that I should be president. Because everyone is stupid.)
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
Sc3n3$t3r$
Hey,
I'd like to know why the hell everyone likes to be a scene kid [: Just to let you know,
YOU'RE NOT ORIGINAL. Get the fuck over yourselves and be a regular person. You think you're soooooooo cool, when really, there are people that laugh at you. At this point, you may say to yourself that you don't care, but you know you do. Yes you do. Don't lie to yourself forever!
Hmmm... Wellll.. have fun!
I'd like to know why the hell everyone likes to be a scene kid [: Just to let you know,
YOU'RE NOT ORIGINAL. Get the fuck over yourselves and be a regular person. You think you're soooooooo cool, when really, there are people that laugh at you. At this point, you may say to yourself that you don't care, but you know you do. Yes you do. Don't lie to yourself forever!
Hmmm... Wellll.. have fun!
Sluts?
Did you notice that almost every girl that passes you by looks or acts just like a slut?
Is there a reason as to why you would? Because you definetely don't have my respect.
Walking around like a fucking whore and acting like a bitch to me isn't going to solve your
problems, I got my own honey and don't need your's. Put some decent articles of clothing on for
gravy's sake. I don't wanna look and see your poonany. Fucking gross.
PUT IT AWAY.
Is there a reason as to why you would? Because you definetely don't have my respect.
Walking around like a fucking whore and acting like a bitch to me isn't going to solve your
problems, I got my own honey and don't need your's. Put some decent articles of clothing on for
gravy's sake. I don't wanna look and see your poonany. Fucking gross.
PUT IT AWAY.
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