A Cucumber is SO NOT a vegetable.

I was at In-n-Out and some girls sitting in the booth next to me were talking. My little sister heard one of them say that. Fucking hilarious. But anyway;

Why are such idiotic girls let out of their homes? They can't really do much, so why even let them show off their $3045035702850 cars and phones and shit? Obviously no one cares too much about your new nose, I like mine cause it's mine, NOT some surgeon's pwaastic. And speaking of plastic surgery, why? I mean unless it's turely needed, then thats okay, but for a bigger ass or tits, if guys don't like it, too fucking bad. Your insides look as good as your outsides girls; So I suggest less silicon and more brain son.

WORD.


(And, I think that I should be president. Because everyone is stupid.)