A Cucumber is SO NOT a vegetable.

I was at In-n-Out and some girls sitting in the booth next to me were talking. My little sister heard one of them say that. Fucking hilarious. But anyway;

Why are such idiotic girls let out of their homes? They can't really do much, so why even let them show off their $3045035702850 cars and phones and shit? Obviously no one cares too much about your new nose, I like mine cause it's mine, NOT some surgeon's pwaastic. And speaking of plastic surgery, why? I mean unless it's turely needed, then thats okay, but for a bigger ass or tits, if guys don't like it, too fucking bad. Your insides look as good as your outsides girls; So I suggest less silicon and more brain son.

WORD.


(And, I think that I should be president. Because everyone is stupid.)

Sc3n3$t3r$

Hey,
I'd like to know why the hell everyone likes to be a scene kid [: Just to let you know,
YOU'RE NOT ORIGINAL. Get the fuck over yourselves and be a regular person. You think you're soooooooo cool, when really, there are people that laugh at you. At this point, you may say to yourself that you don't care, but you know you do. Yes you do. Don't lie to yourself forever!
Hmmm... Wellll.. have fun!

Sluts?

Did you notice that almost every girl that passes you by looks or acts just like a slut?
Is there a reason as to why you would? Because you definetely don't have my respect.
Walking around like a fucking whore and acting like a bitch to me isn't going to solve your
problems, I got my own honey and don't need your's. Put some decent articles of clothing on for
gravy's sake. I don't wanna look and see your poonany. Fucking gross.

PUT IT AWAY.